homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…
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Paul Allen Reed, Upstart XXX, 1966, Acrylic on canvas, 85.1 x 58.4 cm.
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mcr songs: FUCK!!! i hate the government the status of every relationship i’m in is “it’s complicated” i do drugs to forget i exist i’m probably never gonna make it in life *frenzied guitar/bass instrumental* i don’t really care if i live through this because i’m damned if i do and damned if i don’t but if anyone wants me dead they’re gonna have to fucking kill me! GODDAMNIT!!! SHIT!!!!!
me lying in bed staring at the ceiling while i listen to all of this through my shitty broken earphones like it’s still 2009: you’re the only motherfuckers on this planet who can handle me
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sometimes the heart’s like !!!!!!!! and there’s nothing you can do about it
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